Coffee and Computers

I just had to buy a new keyboard because my "2" key wasn't working anymore. I dusted, I cleaned with alcohol, I scoured the Internet for "how to clean an Apple keyboard" and followed all the recommended suggestions from countless forums. 

Nothing worked.

I had spilled coffee on the keyboard about three months ago and it never recovered.

Now I just fried my phone charger. I actually kept my iPhone docked on the charger at night, and when it rang this morning, I was doing my usual crossword online and sipping on my coffee when I picked up the phone, the charger came with it and fell off the phone at exactly the right moment to do a nose dive into the coffee cup.

Coffee eats Apples.