Day Two of Irma’s aftermath, and I have become intimately
attuned to my little Ryobi generator.
To me, pouring gas in it was an achievement on my own. But,
when it stopped after running four hours today, I was flustered. I checked the
gas and it was all good. Unplugged the one cord, tried to start it,
and….nothing.
I could not call my hubby at work, because A) He never
answers his phone and B) He never answers his phone. So, I grabbed the neighbor
and forced him at gunpoint to come look at my generator. Well, not really
gunpoint. But I did give him the hairy eyeballs. He sauntered over and said
maybe it was the oil.
Oil?
You know, it never occurred to me that you needed to check
the oil. It was like my Toro lawnmower
all over again. I sold it because it
wouldn’t start and I didn’t know enough to realize they have oil sensors, and
when it gets low, they fold their arms over their chest and will not start, no
way, no how. I have an electric lawn mower now, because my little patch of lawn
is now roughly 100 feet, but I have learned about lawn mowers.
But evidently not about generators.
I was convinced it was a spark plug. Not just any spark plug, but an elusive Bosch
A7RTV spark plug. So, my mission today, other than to charge up my phone and
bask in the luxury that is air conditioning, was to find a spark plug. I found
all of the instruction manuals, and, loaded for bear, walked into Lowe’s, which
was operating on emergency generators themselves. “Why,” I gloated, “I might
just buy TWO.”
Nope. Nothing that even remotely compared to what I needed.
So, I drove to Home Depot, who sell the Ryobi generators.
They did not have power, but they were running small generators at the
cashier’s stations to run the money-taking tools. You had to be escorted in, one
customer per associate. I was lucky and got a cashier, who knew absolutely
nothing about spark plugs, generators or apparently customer service. Again, no spark plugs. “You’ll have to get
them online, or maybe a car parts store.”
Off to O’Reillys, who also had no power, and also had no
spark plugs. A guy standing at the
register asked me if I checked the oil, because generators have oil sensors.
I looked at him so dumbfounded, he must have thought I was
mute.
I came home. Filled the incredibly-hard-to-get-to-without-being-a-surgeon
oil spout with 10W30, which is what the book said, and checked the
incredibly-hard-to-screw-back-on dipstick until it registered full. Waited the
mandatory five minutes, per the Form of Intelligent Life standing in line at the
register at the car parts store, and pulled the cord. Nothing. Checked the
book. Nothing.
Got back in the car so that I could get cell service (about
ten miles down the street) and left ten voicemail messages to my hubby (who
never answered the phone) in increasingly frustrated and murderous tones.
I stood in the blinding sun and stared down the generator. I
decided to try one more time. Set the choke in “start,” clicked the button to
Idle “off,” and pulled.
The damn thing started. And it’s been going for two hours
now. I wouldn’t say purring like a kitten, but still grumbling and growling and
charging my other Ryobi batteries, which run the fan that allows me to sweat
just a little less when I’m trying to get to sleep. Oh, and the refrigerator,
which provides me with ice and filtered water. Through the door. Sheer heaven.
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